Aquino compares his love life to cola

Hindi po yata naki pag break si presidente sa mga na link sa kanya. Mas tamang term e “busted” .

Zero as in tuyot na! 

Wala talagang papatol na babae jan! Puro bunganga, kulang sa aksyon!

Total crap!

L-A-M-E.

seriously, do we really need to know this? i mean it’s like rubbing salt in an open wound. if you don’t want to discuss your love life (when you have a love life) you don’t make jokes about it. it fuels the fire and it is just plain irritating. i thought he wanted the press to stay out of his personal life? these kinds of quips are what the press wants. what is he doing? kulang na ba sa pansin ang presidente ngayon?

if he is trying to be humorous he should have stuck with another subject. don’t ask me what subject that is supposed to be, i’m not the one writing his speeches. you just have to bury issues because whenever you bring it up in the end, it just makes you look plain stupid.

hay naku sinimulan nya na naman ang isyu about lovelife nya tapos kung pag uusapan dito ay sasabihin nya na i nid my privacy….disgusting!

Kawawa naman…. virgin????

miski “busted” si pnoy sa mga nililigawan nya, in fairness mat taste din cya noh.. kasi ganda pwet ni Liz Uy.. as in “nice ass”, haist da buzz muna tayo…masakit sa tenga kung puro lang pulitika pinag-uusapan natin  

miski busted si pnoy sa mga nililigawan nya, at least may taste din sya.. kasi si liz uy, aysus ganda ng pweet..as in

“Since taking office last year, Aquino has broken up with several women…” wahh wahh wahh… since taking office last year, Aquino has been telling us jokes… oh, and making empty promises and holding on to the past and really not doing anything else in between… but he has broken up with several women… i salute those of you who voted for him… thank you for making our country worse

sometimes i wonder if this guy really is kristetaaaa in disguise

Magaling talaga tong si Noynoy. Magaling manisi. Tsk tsk!

In fairness, p’wedeng isali sa cast ng Bubble Gang si PNoy.

Kumpleto na ang meryenda. New DOT secretary Mon Jimenez compares the saleability of tourism to Jollibee chickenjoy and PNoy compares himself to Coke. Branding is rolling down in the palace!

Who would compare the Supreme Court to Victoria Court (remember that ‘shhh’ logo) for being silent on the Arroyo cases?

bakit ina assume niyo na busted? e baka natikman niya tapos move on to the next na he he. buhay binata he he. alalahanin niyo, laking amerika yan. casual relationships ang uso dun